- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

Comedy.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

Women's Rights.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

what's brown and sticky? A stick!

What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

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