whats 2+2? math.

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whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

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A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

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What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

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Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

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What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

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When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

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A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

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Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

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What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

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Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

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The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

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Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

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I can't see my forehead

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An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

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wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

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Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

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Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

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Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

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What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

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My mom fell on our cat and it died.

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