Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

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Your mother is so old that she is dead.

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

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What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

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Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

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Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

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What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

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A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

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rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

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water, hydrated silica, glycerin, sorbitol, PVM/MA copolymer, sodium lauryl sulfate, flavor, cellulose gum, sodium hydroxide, propylene glycol, carrageenan, sodium saccharin, titanium dioxide all adds up to colgate. SO AS A MATTER OF FACT, CHEESE PLUS PIE IS CHICKEN. CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT I LIKE SAYING CHEESE, JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL BECAUSE THEY WERE BAGELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

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Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

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I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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ass.

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how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

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Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

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A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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