What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

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Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

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Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

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How do you kill an american? You shoot them

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Well educated black man.

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What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

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Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

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A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

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When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

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Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

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Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

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Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

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Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

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What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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whats worse than hitler? Anti-Jokes By darragh hamilton

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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