- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

A white person at Harvard

what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

you know whats funny the letter Q

Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

Why? Whats wrong?

Knock Knock! Well come on in!

What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

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