Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

Knock knock. Death.

Barack Obama

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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