A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

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Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

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Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

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I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

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A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

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One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

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Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

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why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

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Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

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Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

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knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

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You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

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Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

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What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

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Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

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What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

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rishi is gay (coventry england)

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Marvin, was in the hospital on his death bed. The family called Marvin’s Preacher to be with him in his final moments. As the Preacher stood by the bed, Marvin’s condition seemed to deteriorate, and Marvin motioned for someone to quickly pass him a pen and paper. The Preacher quickly got a pen and paper and lovingly handed it to Marvin. But before he had a chance to read the note, Marvin died. The Preacher feeling that now wasn’t the right time to read it put the note in his jacket pocket. It was at the funeral while speaking that the Preacher suddenly remembered the note. Reaching deep into his pocket the Preacher said “and you know what, I suddenly remembered that right before Marvin died he handed me a note, and knowing Marvin I’m sure it was something inspiring that we can all gain from. With that introduction the Preacher ripped out the note and opened it. The note said “HEY, YOU ARE STANDING ON MY OXYGEN TUBE!”

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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