An boy with ADHD walks into a

What starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn'? Popcorn.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

What happened the the blonde that went swimming? She cooled off and enjoyed a hot summer day.

What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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