A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

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hi

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yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

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what is 6 + 8 a math equation

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yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

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Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

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What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

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What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

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A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

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A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

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A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

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Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

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Cancer.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

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yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

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what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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