What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

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What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

I pooped my pants

whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

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Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

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What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

I can Nazi

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

Michael Castillo is gay

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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