Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Sorry not thinking here, of course I will arrive sooner, give me 20 minutes or so (got to scout the area, you never know) As for coding, there is no hidden meaning so yeah... That is probably some "Neronist" coding format I never knew of I am using so well. Cant drive like this, so I will use a cab and wait for you at the back seat or something, I will let the Taxi cab honk the numbers of code here so you can come out knowing its safe. I sincerely thought you where at the home, according to our coordinates you are... Dont tell me that bastard built some basement over there, wow! I really miss him now, if nothing else because I would have liked a wine cellar made in less than... Sorry, ill be there asap, 20 minutes or less, nah, believe me, "fancy" is the least of things I want, and I wont be changing my mind anytime soon. See ya. I am sincerely surprised you even remember me, then again I look a lot like your crush. Abel (in case you where wondering, this is not my name either, but you get the picture by now)

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

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Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

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Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

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I saw a shovel once.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

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Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

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Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

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Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

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Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

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What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

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Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

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What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

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What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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ass in my face ? no

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this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

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Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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I'm gay. No homo.

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Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

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