A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

Spell: “This word”

Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

The class valedictorian is about to give his speech to the class. He has 6 fingers total, he is missing an ear, his left nostril is burned shut, and he must walk on crutches because of the severe injury to his left knee. How does the extremely cruel Principal of the school introduce him? "Please welcome Gregory Barnes, a brave soul that conquered a battle against death itself an won".

Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Carl -Carl wh-wait... carl...CARL OH MY GOD!!!! WE ALL THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD ,CARL!!!! Where have you been? Oh my god... Mom's DEAD! When we all thought you were dead she hung herself! IT'S YOUR FAULT SHE'S DEAD, CARL! YOUR FAULT!!!!!! YOU ARE AN UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT CARL! YOU KNOW THAT? I hope you burn in hell.

Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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