Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

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why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

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8================================================================================================D-------------------------------------------- It can coil!

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What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

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whats your name? bumder:)

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Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

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what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

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what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

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Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

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A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

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do you want to hear a joke?

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

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Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

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Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

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Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

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A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

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How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

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I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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