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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

Knock Knock! Well come on in!

Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

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