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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

rishi is gay (coventry england)

Tom and Phill are eating ice cream Tom challenges Phill to a contest to see who can eat their ice cream in one bite Tom finishes his in two bites Phil in one Then he looks like he got a brain freeze Tom notices and says "You idiot: you got brain freeze!" Phill turns around and says "No, I have a brain tumor."

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

rishi is gay (coventry england)

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

... i forgot the joke :p

Your all fags

what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

Potassium? K.

I said I hate niiggers

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