Womens rights.

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Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

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What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

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Juggling lions and breast feeding.

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What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

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Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

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When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

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A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

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I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

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knock knock get lost!

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What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

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Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

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What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

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how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

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Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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