- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

I pooped my pants

Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

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