- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

sally was hit by a bus and lost both arms knock knock who's there? not sally

What's black and red all over? Half a cat

a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

Women's rights.

If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

A baby gets hit by a bus.

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

crap!!

Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

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