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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

Women's rights.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

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