Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

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OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

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A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

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Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

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Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

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Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

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What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

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...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

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A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

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Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

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-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

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3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

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What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

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Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

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How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

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Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

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Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

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Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

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An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

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Darude- Sandstorm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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