What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

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What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

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What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

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There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

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What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

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How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

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What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was Friday night (or Halloween or St. Patty's Day) and the chicken was at a party. He got totally drunk, and then got the bright idea that it would be okay to drive home. On a rural two-lane highway, his vehicle careened into the oncoming traffic lane, and then the ditch, thus crossing the road. Fortunately, he walked away with only a few scratches. However, he was cited for wreckless driving, and got a DUI as well.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

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A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

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Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

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What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

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Whats better than 24? 25.

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What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

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How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

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Woman.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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