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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

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A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

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