Woman Rights

Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

Good luck on your finals everyone!

Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!

A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

why did the chicken cross the road? well he usually takes the bus to his job but he missed it so he had to walk. Unrelated to this, he works at KFC

Their, they're, there You're, your

Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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