- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

What's black and white and red all over? Colors

Your mother is a very respectable woman.

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