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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

I am a n1gger.

Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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