- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a gay guy Ej

Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

hey bill!

What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

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