- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

How did th-A fridge.

The game!

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

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What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

whats purple and savage? Barney!

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