Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

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Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

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What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

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Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

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How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

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How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

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When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

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Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

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Iggy Azalea

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Well educated black man.

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Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

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Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

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What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

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Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

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its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

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Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

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why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

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your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

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