How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

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I need a good anti joke....

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A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

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Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

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What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had come upon them and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

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2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

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How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

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Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

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Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

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When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

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whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

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Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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Homosexuals are gay.

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

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Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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