One time I masturbated by myself

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what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

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Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

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A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

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Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

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whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

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Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

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TWIX PAUSE!

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what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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School

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Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

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how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

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An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

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Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

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Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

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Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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