- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

Q. What's brown and circular? A. MEATBALLS!

How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

a girl and a guy rented a hotel room for a night. theyre siblings and stayed up all night watching very classy movies about farm animals and each of them ordered a chocolate cake to eat while watching their fantastic informational film.

When a blonde entered a bar, she ordered a something that was a double-entendre. The bartender understood what she was trying to say, gave her her order whatever alcohol she happened to consume, and the blonde woman could not have been more courteous.

What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name.

what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

Why was the boy kissing up to his parents? He only wanted them to say "I love you" for once.

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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