- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

What do you call a black priest? A black priest

A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

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