- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

An asian without a future.

Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

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