a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

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1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

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Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

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Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

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im not as random as you think I- Potato

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3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

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You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Patients: Whats happening doctor Doctor: I am afraid you all have tested positive Patients: Oh No!!! Doctor: Positive for being great friends all these years! Patients: Oh Doctor you are so.... Doctor: ASWELL AS AIDS!!!

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

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When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

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you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

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*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

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A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

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what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

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Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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