what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

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Deadly cancer.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One splatters and makes a big red mark on the ground when dropped from a building. The other is a fruit.

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What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

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What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

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Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

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Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

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Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

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Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

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When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

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Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

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who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

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Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

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1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

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Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

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im not as random as you think I- Potato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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