- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

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If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

whats worse than hitler? Anti-Jokes By darragh hamilton

What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? ouch!

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