- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

What's black and red all over? Half a cat

matty russel are you on here

I had sex with my mother in law

What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

Roey Jegen

Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

Luke Hardie is G@Y

Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

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