Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

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Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

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a fish swimming in the water swims

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What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

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Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

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ass.

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- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

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Billy Cundiff.

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Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

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why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

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69

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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