What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

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Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

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Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

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If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

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Stephen Hawking raped your mom

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Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

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A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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Why did i write this? I was bored

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

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Whats 9 + 10? 19.

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Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

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why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

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what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

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a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

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how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

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How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

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what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

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Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

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What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

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A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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