A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

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Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

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A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

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"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

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Robin, get in the batmobile.

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The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

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911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

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So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

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If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

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Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

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ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

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How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

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what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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