- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

She said no

Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

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