What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

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SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

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Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

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Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

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A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

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You're tall.

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KKK

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Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

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Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

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Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

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Can I ask you a question? You just did

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

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keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

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what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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