Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

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What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

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A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

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Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

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What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

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If I threw a regular snowball at a random snowman, would my action directly result in the increase of the snowman's size or would it rather have caused to snowball to become substantially larger in succession? Only a few people could answer that question. Not all of us are actually philosophy aficionados after all.

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say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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girls lacrosse

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what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

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What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

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what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

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Nicolas Cage's acting.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

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Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

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knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

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What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

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Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

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Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

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What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

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How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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