What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

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It's only racist if you consider them people.

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

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What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

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hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

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it was a breazy night my pecker was shriveld up like a loose bit of ham. i tucked it in between my legs and dicided to pull my pants down to my ancles and began to run like a sissy. i saw a stumpy little juice ed in the distance it was peter andre he told me that he wanted a slut fucken and said he wanted to pull my banjo right back to the balls and suck it till the moon goes down i cumed all over his glasses then we began to kiss i bent over for him and he stook is fat fucken trout in my dark tight cave there was swet dripping from my cock aka carl mcvittie

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

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How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

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Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

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Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

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A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

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What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

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Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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