- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

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What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

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