- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

Jerry.

What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door.

When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

What's the best joke in the world? This one.

What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

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