What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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