- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

WUT SMELLS ? my poo

Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

An Asian walks out of the library.

why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

A women president

[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

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