Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

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What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

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A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

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A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

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A man made a sandwich.

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what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

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How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

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your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

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Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

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I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

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What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

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Colby Michael Schluter

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What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

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roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

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What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

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A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

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Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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