wanna hear a joke womens rights

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You know what sucks? Yes.

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Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

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How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

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what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

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Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

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How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

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When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

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When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

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Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

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AIDS

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how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

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Jesus walks int a hotel and places a handful of nails on the counter in front of the innkeeper. He is immediately turned away as the innkeeper understandably does not accept nails as currency.

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Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

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Pokemon go: Team mystic

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Wheelchair high jump

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Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

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What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

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Anti Joke

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