Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

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Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

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Darude- Sandstorm

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Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

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how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

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What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

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What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

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What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

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Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

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What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

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Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

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Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

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What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

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a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

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knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

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Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

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Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

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John Rustenburg at the dinner table

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What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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