Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

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Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

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A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

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I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Penal Dysfunction

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Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

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Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

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Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

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skurfboards we love fat kids

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

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WNBA

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Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

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Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

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Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

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-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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