What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

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What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

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How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

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A blind man walks into a pole.

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...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

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Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

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A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

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Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

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Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

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Life is an elephant, get married.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

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Your Mom.

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What is long and black The unemployment line

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

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A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

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How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

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What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

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Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

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how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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