- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

Who's there? Knock Knock.

Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

So, same time tomorrow then?

What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

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