- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

What's the best joke in the world? This one.

What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

Who's there? Knock Knock.

Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

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