Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

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What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

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Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

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Womens' Rights

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Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

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Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

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How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

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What's black and white and red all over? Colors

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-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

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What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

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A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

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wanna hear a joke. i do to

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What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

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See now that is confident and down to earth, reasonable, and all the etc etc`s, so what would you like me to fill them in with? Joking aside, you are smart, funny, you take a beating (sorry that`s today`s new low point, I have never hit a woman and never will, sure I punched down the GigaLesb when she lifted me up and my spine started making cracking noises, but that does not technically count as a woman). You are sweet, you are cute, you are funny, you are hot hot hot (hattrick see?), and yeah yeah if you want me to prove to people here that we know each other, sure, I met you once like 15 years ago? You kinda adored me, I could not take my eyes of yours (oh yeah, you got adorable eyes sure), and... You got huge breasts (Tits are more like those hanging you know what I mean) Sigh sometimes a boy wonders what he is doing with his life, he falls for the strangest girls... ...AND THEN SAID BOY FINDS HIMSELF BROKEN IN TWINE BY ME!

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Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

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Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

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What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

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What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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