What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

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Why did the cat throw up on the couch? because it was nauseous!

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what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

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Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

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What do you call someone who kills black people? A hero.

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what do you call a black man on crack? a crackhead.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your neighbor. I just ran over your cat.

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How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

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What's black and white and red all over it? Not a newspaper because red is not all over it. Answers to this question may vary.

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what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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What's spotty, can be found everywhere and is largely unpopular? Nothing.

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

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What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: He was in one tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over to warn everybody in the other tower and while he was in the other tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on that park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich...not too much mayo...just the way he likes it.)

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Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

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What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

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What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

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What did the person do at the stop sign? Stop

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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Paul howley can't drive, phahahaha

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