- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

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Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

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