- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

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What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

A black guy walks into a bar... 3 hours later He walks out...

what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

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What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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