Women.

A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

U ALL LIAK DIK

"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

whats 2+2? 4

Wanna know something fishy? A fish

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

Guess what! what haha u listened to me

What's funnier than 24? 25

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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