- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

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