Muslim athletes.

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I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

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Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

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What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

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Your mums a penis joke.

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A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

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Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

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A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

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A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

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What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

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What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

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How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

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whats dead and gone your nanas cat

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so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

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This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

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Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

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Anti Joke

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