wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

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Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

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How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

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When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

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Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

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How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

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Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

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Wy did the chicken?

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Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

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Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

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Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

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lol a man is drowning

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a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

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a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

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Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

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A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

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I LIKE TRAINS

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What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

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A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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