yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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