- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! opens door Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

It burns when I pee sometimes.

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

YEAH THEY DO.

What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

Donald Trump

what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

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