- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

knock knock. come in.

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

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