Knock knock. Death.

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This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

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every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

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What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

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I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

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Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

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SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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How do you kill an elephant? -With a gun? No, an elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? -With an elephant gun? No, with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? -WIth a blue elephant gun? No, you choke it until it turns blue and kill it with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Theres no such thing as a purple elephant, thus contradicting the reality of performing a major act of animal abuse on it.

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The knocking didn’t cease. It grew harder as the voice grew louder. “Let me in! Let me in! LET ME IN!” The knocking grew so fierce it could have shattered the door. Tears leaked from her eyes. “What do I do,” she thought “should I open the door?” The knocking was more than she could bear. “I know you’re in there, Kat.” it said. Her stomach twisted, her breath caught in her throat, and tears now streamed down her face. “Go away!” she shouted finally. “Let me in!” it screamed in response. “Leave me alone!” she cried. The voice and the knocking echoed in her head, making her more nauseous than before. Reaching for the lock hesitantly, she sucked up her tears and held her breath, unlocking the door and throwing it open. Nothing was there. The tree stood in the yard unmoving, no wind. Nothing. She shut the door, shaking in fear. With the click of the lock, the room grew cold. Goose-bumps covered her skin. “Thank you for letting me in.” a voice whispered behind her.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

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You smell like shit

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Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

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What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

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roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

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Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ

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A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

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what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

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