do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

Ju... Just why?

What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

You know what sucks? Yes.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

Melbourne Football Club.

Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

Why was the Asian so good at ping-pong? Disciprine.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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