- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

I have a sandwich and chips for lunch! But instead of a sandwich I have macaroni, and instead of chips I have no friends.

What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

What starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn'? Popcorn.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

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