Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

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As little Timmy crossed the finish line his heart raced with excitement he had just won the big race. Later he and his family went home to celebrate they had pizza and chips and soft drinks. Then they played scrabble and watched spiderman 2. After that Timmy went to sleep. When his parents found him that morning they mourned and mourned because their hero little Timmy was still asleep.

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You have cancer

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What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

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Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

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What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

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Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

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What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

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roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

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Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

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First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

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Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

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Jimmy was skipping in the park one day when a young boy stopped him. "Hello there, would you like to be friends? We can go behind the old oak tree and play soccer!" asked the boy. "Ok!" replied Jimmy, and they went off together to play. The so-called 'young boy' was actually a wanted midget rapist. Jimmy was brutally raped and filmed. The film was later uploaded onto the internet where it blew up in a matter of weeks. Jimmy had to move schools 6 times and had to go to counselling every week. He finds it hard making friends and later went on to become a heavy cocaine addict.

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why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

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press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

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i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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