- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

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if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

What is 9 + 10? 21

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

An atheist walks into a church

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