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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

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Oh no! My life is ruined!

Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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