- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

knock! knock! whos there? doctor doctor who? no Doctor Brown, you have cancer

What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

Knock Knock.

Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

What is better than a cat? Nothing

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