What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

guess what what that wasnt it

If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

ginger

i saw your mom, i said hi

I went river dancing once. I fell in

What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

How high is a Chinaman

Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

oooh look a banshee

Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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