Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

Why did i write this? I was bored

Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

I was born.

this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

whats better than a car. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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