What I have learned about the Japanese studying video games and anime (read below for more, better studies): Student at school: USING PENN TO TYPU! USING PEN TO TYPU! Teacher: No Susaki San! You must onry yell the name of attakus! You suspension get! Student: JOSH! I CHARRENGE YOU TO MORTAR KOMBAT! Teacher: KAAAAAAAAMEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEE! Student: FINAL FRAAAAAAASH! Student and teacher: Locked into energy wave combat for several hours. Teacher: Puh... Lets rather settle this with a round of Shaolin Soccer... Student: VICTOLY! Me: Well I saw a disturbing lot of Japanese people cosplay dressed as zangief... Skinny guys with fake chesthair and red hair that kept posing with their (nonexistent) muscles and yelling RED CYCRONE! Wanting me to take pictures of them... And Japanese lolitas, and blonde girls called Ganguro... Weirdest trip ever... They also kept Looking at Emanuel my (black) friend, and assumed he was my servant... Conclusion: My real trip to Japan was not so different from my above example as one might think...

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What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

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do not read this(this is intended to be read)

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What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

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just sit down and dont be a Jew

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yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

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A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

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Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

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A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

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why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

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Woman's rights

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Your mama's so fat.

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Women's rights.

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Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

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KKK

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

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Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

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Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

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What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

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P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

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Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

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Anti Joke

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