In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

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Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

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Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

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What did the retard say to the other retard? *(incoherent gibberish)*

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What are we then hypocrites?

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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

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How do you spell eight? 8

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press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

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what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

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What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

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What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

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What did the Vietnam veteran see on Christmas that changed his life? Nothing, he was blind. He continued to live his life in the same way, begging for drug money and getting bullied by all the other homeless vets.

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A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

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What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

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Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

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Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

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What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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