Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

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What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

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Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

The Pope

Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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