- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

I Have a Black Friend

1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

Do you believe this will change?

Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

Tell you something funny.

BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

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