- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

pickle juice?

Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

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