- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

Sophie Cameron is Gay

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

my captcha says : forkin chickens

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

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