- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

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How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

Kathy Griffin.

What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

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