Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

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What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

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roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

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How did th-A fridge.

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Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

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Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

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what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

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What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

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Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

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No, I do not have the will, I have a family now, I make a living writing fiction, and well, play a small role in keeping not national, but worldwide stability in such things as the economics. The thing is, that you are renegades, you do not break the law, but you like to do things your own way, that gets you enemies among the so called "paragons" in the face of society and media. Its just like back in the days, if CIA, The Feds, Interpol and such are known as the "Paragons of civilization" or "the good guys" if you prefer, they can point towards you guys, and say "these are evil", and then nothing can stop them.

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what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

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why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

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What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

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Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

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What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

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Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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