- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

Women's rights

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? To connect with their loved ones, meet any new additions and share old family stories.

have you seen the movie, Constipated? Never mind, it hasn't come out yet.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

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