Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

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Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

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What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

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Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

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water, hydrated silica, glycerin, sorbitol, PVM/MA copolymer, sodium lauryl sulfate, flavor, cellulose gum, sodium hydroxide, propylene glycol, carrageenan, sodium saccharin, titanium dioxide all adds up to colgate. SO AS A MATTER OF FACT, CHEESE PLUS PIE IS CHICKEN. CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT I LIKE SAYING CHEESE, JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL BECAUSE THEY WERE BAGELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

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Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

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What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

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Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

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If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

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Badgers are cool

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what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

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Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

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How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

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What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

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What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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A blind man walks into a pole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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