Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

Women's sports.

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

im black

Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

Penis

Women's Rights.

what's brown and sticky? A stick!

Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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