Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

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Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

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What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

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What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

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How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

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whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

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Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

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Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

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Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

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muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

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A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time is irrelevant in this scenario because if this question is based in the United States it is highly unlikely an elephant will be near a fence you own, let alone sit on it, an activity rarely done by elephants and usually projected by humans onto other animals.

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-_- i like trains ... -_-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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