A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

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whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

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guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

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Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

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Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

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A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

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A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

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why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

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Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

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How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

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A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

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Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

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ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

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Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

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What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

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Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

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A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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You're Adopted.

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why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

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Women's Rights.

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why did the puppy poop? he had too

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2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

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