- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

Why did the baby die? Abortion

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

Good luck on your finals everyone!

Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

Do you know what's not right? Left.

Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

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