An Asian walks out of the library.

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why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

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Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

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Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Police say's 'have you been drinking' and you reply back saying 'YES' then the police brings out the blower and you blow, it says on it that you are fine, but then the cops ask you 'what did you drink' and you just say 'well i drank juice for breakfast then had some water, tea, coffee' the cops get really angry but before he says anything you say that ' I AM MUSLIM'

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if quiz is quizzal whats test?

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why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

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Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

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Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

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How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

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Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

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White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

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Your mother is so old that she is dead.

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A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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