what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

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There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

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Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

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s e m e n

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What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

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A man walks into a bar with tears rolling down his cheeks. The bartender asks why are you so blue? The man says he has blue skin disorder and that everyone has been making fun of him...

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What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

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what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

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guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

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What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

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How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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Why did the book disappear?

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There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

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A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

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What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

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poo is yummy

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five high school freshmen get into a car on a Friday.They are too busy looking forward to the weekend that they speed into oncoming traffic and all die in a horrible collision.

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im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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