- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

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Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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