Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

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The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

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Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

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"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

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what did the black man say to the white man? hi

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Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

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What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

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A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

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Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

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what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

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Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

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ecks! why zee?

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How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

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Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

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Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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