Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

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What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

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An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

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Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

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Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

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what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

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A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

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What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

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Your Mom.

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Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

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What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

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What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

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My phone rang. So I answered it.

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What just hit my face? The floor

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Did I tell you about the day I put PaulMckenna on a hypnotic state so he believed he put me in a trance? That was fun, everybody applauded, then he got sad when it was not him they where applauding at, funny guy, a bit of an amateur, he spends hours "priming" people in a hypnotic state, and then in his videos triggers it so it makes it seem like he does it instantly, next to Igor Ledohowsky and Richard Bandler, I might just be one of the best and youngest hypnotists alive. Speaking of which, my wife knows the complicated yet strong feelings I got for you, and feels safe around me because of the same reasons you do, and the fact that I can spot a worry and a tear before people do, especially those I love and care about. Wait I am not done, I just need to eat before I space out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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