- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

a girl and a guy rented a hotel room for a night. theyre siblings and stayed up all night watching very classy movies about farm animals and each of them ordered a chocolate cake to eat while watching their fantastic informational film.

whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

Why do black people have dark skin? Lack of melanin in their skin. You learn something new every day.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What's up?" The man replies, "The opposite of down."

Knock knock Whoes there? ...

why did the chicken cross the road? I Lied, it was a cow not a chicken and it was a highway full of speeding cars slamming into the cow body until it would stop moooooooooooooooooving...

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

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