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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

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