Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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You read the Terms of Service.

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

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Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

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Yes.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

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this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

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how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

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A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

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Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

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what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

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Leave her alone...

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whats black? a black man

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Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

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Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

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Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

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Anti Joke

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