- Anti Joke

Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

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Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

thumbs up!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

obama's promises

Civil Rights.