- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

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