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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

Today is May 18 2016.

What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

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