- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

Ham sandwich

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

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