What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

What isn't funny? The holacost.

What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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