Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

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What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

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A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

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How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

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Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

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So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

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Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

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Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

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Stop being a centipede

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John Rustenburg at the dinner table

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Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

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hi

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wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

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How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

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What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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