How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

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What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

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What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

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yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

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since when?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

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A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

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what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

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A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

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Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

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What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

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Hi my name is Jim

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

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What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

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Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

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Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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