Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

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How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

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What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

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What's another word for a priest? Rapist

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Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

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I share two rooms with my mother.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

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Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

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why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

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Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

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What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

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There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

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Women's rights.

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I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

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Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

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wanna hear a joke? no.

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Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

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The bear woke up after his long hibernation of the winter. "Boy, am I hungry!" The bear wandered around and ate some berries. "These blackberries are too bitter and unripe for my taste, I'll go eat something else." He stumbled upon a honeybee hive and took some honey out and ate it. He was swarmed and stung by many of those bees. "That wasn't my favorite batch of honey, I'm still pretty hungry, let me go find some other food. He came across a cabin in the woods. "There maybe some food in there." To some, this was known as the Northern Vermont Massacre. It was a tragic happening. The 7 membered family, the Hernandez family, all died that day. The bear chase all of the adult and children and the house and brutally ate them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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