- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma is so old that she died.

Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

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Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

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What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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