what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

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Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

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Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

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How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

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What's worse than aids? Super aids.

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What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

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How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

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What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

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Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

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Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

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who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

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What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

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What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

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save water shower with friends

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Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

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Anti Joke

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