Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

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A baby gets hit by a bus.

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What does a pelican and a taxman have in common? Both are bipedal, both are carbon-based lifeforms that procreate by DNA replication, both in all probablility eat fish, both have survival instinct, both require fresh water for hydration, both have five senses; vision, hearing, touch, taste and smell, both are capable of at least limited cognition, and both can turn aggressive when provoked.

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penis

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Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

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I hate blackniggers

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YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

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what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

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WNBA

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Strawberries!

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

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Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

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Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

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cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

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What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

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How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

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Chicken

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