Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

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Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

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Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

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Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

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What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

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When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

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Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

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Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

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They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

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How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? Why in the world would you want to know something like that? But anyway, the answer is somewhere, on average, between 10 seconds and 15 minutes. It really varies and conditions like irritable bowel syndrome and constipation affect this range. Actually it takes about 9 months.

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What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

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why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

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so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

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whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

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Your mums a penis joke.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

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how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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