- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

A ginger was with his friends

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What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

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