Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

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What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

Joay impistato is a fig

"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

^that joke a piece of shit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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